Humour / Satire / Parody
Dear David: Landscaping TipsDavid King's anti-advice antics return with the year's first Dear David. This month our quizzical columnist responds to an anxious inquirer looking for advice on ethical bush trimming.
Bowlcut: Phantom Cops Solve CrimesPeterborough Police Chief, Stu Betts, reported to council during a General Committee Meeting that the Community F.I.R.S.T. Response Team actually does respond to 100% of the calls made. How come people aren't seeing officers arrive at the scene? Well, maybe they just aren't looking hard enough.
The Editors reconvene to discuss the newly announced cap on the number of International Student Visas issued by the federal government—a decision which promises to have some rather marked impacts on a certain university of note to them.