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Bowlcut: Trent Literally Stonewalls Champlain Name Change
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Steve French
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November 18, 2024
Guest contributor Steve French bowls over coverage of a new cornerstone which was unveiled by Trent University administrators on November 15th.
Dear David: Landscaping Tips
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David King
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November 14, 2024
David King's anti-advice antics return with the year's first Dear David. This month our quizzical columnist responds to an anxious inquirer looking for advice on ethical bush trimming.
Bowlcut: It’s Time to Talk About the Needs of Possessed Students
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Louanne Morin
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October 30, 2024
It's time to talk about the most overlooked students at Trent : those suffering from demonic possession. Louanne Morin explores the day-to-day intricacies of being a Business student and the vessel of the Cursed One.
Haunted Housing: The Spectre of Water Street
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Willow Latella
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October 29, 2024
This Halloween, settle down for a campfire story about the most bone-chilling topic of all: the state of Peterborough studen housing
Bowlcut: Phantom Cops Solve Crimes
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Abbigale Kernya
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October 29, 2024
Peterborough Police Chief, Stu Betts, reported to council during a General Committee Meeting that the Community F.I.R.S.T. Response Team actually does respond to 100% of the calls made. How come people aren't seeing officers arrive at the scene? Well, maybe they just aren't looking hard enough.
Dear David: Paranormal Exterminator (Patent Pending)
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David King
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October 22, 2024
David King's anti-advice antics return with the year's first Dear David. This month our quizzical columnist responds to an anxious inquirer seeking help with a spiritual sickness—and pursues an entrepeurnerial new venture.