Alfred is back and worse than ever. Arthur's problematic sibling is reared up from the abyss after a year in isolation. The editors are not liable for any psychic damage you may incur. Read at your own risk; Reader discretion is advised.

With Issue 7 we bring an end to the 58th volume of this fair publication and what a year it was! This edition includes the culmination of a month's long investigation into the working conditions of dons at Trent alongside local news, arts, and events coverage. In addition, we mark the hallowed return of Alfred for the second year running. Newsflash: We've gotten worse. Reader discretion is strongly advised!