Arthur Newspaper: Volume 59

Articles
Editorial: The Paper They Don't Want You to Read
Arthur's Co-Editors-in-Chief give you the guided tour of Trent's eccentricities and all the ins (and outs) of this wonderful rag.
What Campus Hookup Spot Are You Based on Your Sign?
Want to get arrested for indecent exposure but don't know where to do the deed? Arthur's got you covered! Our 100% scientific Astrology column will tell YOU conclusively which campus hookup spot most resonates with you based on your zodiac sign. It's like phrenology for cis women!
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Podcast
Radio Free Arthur
Produced by
Abbigale Kernya
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Evan Robins
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Six seasons of House M.D. seem to have finally come to bear on Evan and Abbigale, who use this week's RFA outing to dispense invaluable medical advice for those seeking clarity in the existential horror that is having a body.
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