Six seasons of House M.D. seem to have finally come to bear on Evan and Abbigale, who use this week's RFA outing to dispense invaluable medical advice for those seeking clarity in the existential horror that is having a body.

[Legal disclaimer: These women are NOT medical doctors]

The season's autumnal aura also turns the editors' ever-fleeting attention to that perennial question: what are the Mormons up to?

The answer, it would seem, is reality television shows about swinging. Same as ever, then.

Speaking of drawn-out televised scandals, they also manage to turn the topic of conversation (as ever) to pickleball.

This should be good.