Bowlcut: Trent Literally Stonewalls Champlain Name Change
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Steve French
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November 18, 2024
Guest contributor Steve French bowls over coverage of a new cornerstone which was unveiled by Trent University administrators on November 15th.
Dear David: Landscaping Tips
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David King
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November 14, 2024
David King's anti-advice antics return with the year's first Dear David. This month our quizzical columnist responds to an anxious inquirer looking for advice on ethical bush trimming.
Bowlcut: It’s Time to Talk About the Needs of Possessed Students
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Louanne Morin
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October 30, 2024
It's time to talk about the most overlooked students at Trent : those suffering from demonic possession. Louanne Morin explores the day-to-day intricacies of being a Business student and the vessel of the Cursed One.
Bowlcut: As Canadians warned to watch for scurvy, some are turning to an alternate food source: Cannibalism
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David King
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October 15, 2024
Doctors are warning that medieval diseases are on the rise as Canadians scramble to address food insecurity, and resort to unconventional dietary changes to mitigate budgetary restraints.
Bowlcut: I Don't Belong in Trent Culture
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Louanne Morin
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October 8, 2024
In a new daring piece of journalism, Louanne Morin tackles what truly sets her apart from her fellow Trent students.
What Campus Hookup Spot Are You Based on Your Sign?
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The Folx at Arthur
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Evan Robins
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August 27, 2024
Want to get arrested for indecent exposure but don't know where to do the deed? Arthur's got you covered! Our 100% scientific Astrology column will tell YOU conclusively which campus hookup spot most resonates with you based on your zodiac sign. It's like phrenology for cis women!