The girls return to Studio A for one final ride across the airwaves with appropriately climactic news for this last Wednesday afternoon: the Otonabee River Man has been identified.

It's a big news week, as a matter of fact, as since the entry of Radio Free Arthur a CEO has been shot, a suspect identified, and the public at large lost their minds over this ripped Italian-American Bi-chad.

What, if anything, does this say about society? Does working at a grocery for a minimum wage really suck that much? Our haggard hostesses may not have all the answers, but that sure won't stop them from talking.

Until next year, then.