It's a time-travelling, rip-roaring, closet-recording RFA this week, as the show known for only the most breaking of news brings you the stale knowledge that beloved boy bandmate and (alleged) domestic abuser Liam Payne has died.

This is, of course, tragic news for co-editor Abbigale Kernya, though her co-host Evan Robins seems more torn up about not being able to see some manner of messed-up movie at Galaxy Cinemas Peterborough.

Besides these topics and a sneak-peak at the upcoming Issue 1, Arthur's inimitable tag-team talk the TCSA, whose elections have just imploded, and answer the question at the front of everyone's minds: is this what Charli xcx would really have wanted?