What level of brainrot are you suffering from? Is your digital footprint demure? Is Nancy Pelosi really the mother of dragons who bratted before brat was brat?

Idk man, we're just as tired of it as you are.

That said, the girls talk about the funniest fascists, and how nobody understands the nuances of shit posting on Twitter (we support deadnaming when it comes to the bird app) like the former president of the US of A.

No, this isn't a safe space for Republicans, or Linked In influencers, or poets.

We also formally introduce two of our shining journalists, David King and Liam Andrews who unveil themselves to the airwaves and talk about, um, car discrimination?