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Bowlcut: Trent Literally Stonewalls Champlain Name Change
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Steve French
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November 18, 2024
Guest contributor Steve French bowls over coverage of a new cornerstone which was unveiled by Trent University administrators on November 15th.
Dear David: Landscaping Tips
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David King
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November 14, 2024
David King's anti-advice antics return with the year's first Dear David. This month our quizzical columnist responds to an anxious inquirer looking for advice on ethical bush trimming.
Bowlcut: It’s Time to Talk About the Needs of Possessed Students
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Louanne Morin
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October 30, 2024
It's time to talk about the most overlooked students at Trent : those suffering from demonic possession. Louanne Morin explores the day-to-day intricacies of being a Business student and the vessel of the Cursed One.
Bowlcut: TCSA Accountability Bingo
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The Folx at Arthur
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August 11, 2023
Arthur is back on its bullshit with this sexy little game of bingo! You may have heard of the TCSA’s sexy bingo, but we here at your favourite commie rag are proud to introduce the newest manifestation of inane student bingo-based activities: TCSA Accountability Bingo! 
We're All Going to Barbenheimer!
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Evan Robins
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July 24, 2023
Having decided to be "timely" and "relevant" in their cultural analysis for once, our intrepid editorial team endeavours to figure out [Jerry Seinfeld voice] "What's the Deal with Barbenheimer???" Will Barbie impart to them the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, or will Oppenheimer drag them into the depths of nihilism? Read on to find out!
We're all Going to the Woods!
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Evan Robins
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June 22, 2023
In a bid to fight a bout of debilitating writer's block, the Arthur team has rented a cabin to fulfill their dreams of being reclusive writers of ill repute. Read on to meet this Summer's staff and learn a bit more about what's in store for your beloved rag over the next several months.