In this spooky edition of Radio Free Arthur, the editors talk for majority of the hour about lesbians, vampires, and why Carmilla is not only hot, but also cool. While not a lesbian, Abbigale does look phenomenal in a trench coat. While not a vampire, multiple women have credibly accused Evan of listening to Fiona Apple and owning Calvin Klein underwear.

The gals also read some spooky articles from their staff about haunted house hunting, Skynet taking over the TCSA elections and—the scariest thing of all—the Peterborough Police Service.

Whatever, man. We just write the news.

Keeping in the spirit of mythical women, Arthur's Lilith insert is coming to a page near you. Are you a woman? One that likes to write about your gender, perhaps? Drop us a line at editors@trentarthur.ca to learn how this can get you in print.