It's a big news day here at RFA Enterprises, and the editors are here to make sure that you never forget...

Coming off the back of an American Presidential Debate that everyone is talking about, the ever-intrepid duo are wading knee deep into the news everyone isn't (talking about, that is).

Chappell Roan is in Fortnite, Jack Black is in Minecraft, and the snowbirds are flying over downtown Peterborough with rather regrettable timing.

Surely, amid all of this cheap fodder, Trent University has done nothing to make themselves the butt of the joke...