While many things, David King is mostly “tactless and abrasive,” “cooked,” and a “rabid transsexual.” Facilitator of local hoaxes and conspiracies, he is most famous for insinuating Peterborough is “probably on some leylines” after discovering that the county plays host to several magnetic anomalies.

A journalist from Volumes 57 and 58, he currently serves as President and Chair of Arthur Newspaper’s Board of Directors. David is also entering his fourth year in Cultural Studies at Trent University, his first choice school back in 2016. David is also Trent’s Levy Groups Representative.

Previously a Summer Broadcast Journalist at Trent Radio, his resume also includes “weed store middle manager,” “barista at a tax front,” and “section editor for a student magazine one time.” He’s also dropped out of university thrive, which his parents hated every time.

David’s creative focus oscillates between broadcast arts, graphic design, and misusing the English language. His current academic pursuits involve him carrying on about video games, Internet nostalgia, and trans literature. His oeuvre can be found on his expansive Google Drive, where he curates an ever-expanding collection of bad articles and angry letters.

When he’s not hunched over his desk, David enjoys creating harsh noise, watching bad movies, and eulogizing Japanese action-adventure games to whoever will listen.